shock

I was taking my dog for a walk this morning when suddenly a light aircraft crashed right on top of my dog. When the pilot got out I was shocked to discover it was my father, missing presumed dead after dissapearing 15 years ago after he went out to bet 20 Regal. I told him how much I had missed him, and we talked for a while about what we had been up to. But I had to beat and kill him, I really loved that dog.