a hobby

today i have been experimenting with cross breeding animals.
i had a lion, an ant, a sealion, an antelope, a baboon, a dodo, and some kind of dog, probably a mongrel to experiment with.
first attempts to get them to breed were not succesful, i tried various alcoholic drinks, barry white music and some educational videos but they were more interested in fighting or sleeping or riding their bikes. then i did some research on cross breeding and attempted it a different way. this resulted in several injuries to myself and the animals but eventually i got what i wanted.
i am now waiting to see what i get as a result of my hard work.