Today I went out for a meal in a nice restaurant. It was good really.
The lady at the next table kept asking her boyfriend if he would like some more wine, she was getting really angry cos he wouldn't reply, but I was not surprised cos he was a giraffe.

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Today for lunch I had 10 large onions, sliced, and spread with dashings of french mustard. Not feeling so good, going to have a rest now.

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Ah, here I am.
Today I have mostly been having conversations with an old lady whose nightmares manifest themselves into corporeal beings.
Once trained they make a really nice cup of tea and decent sponge cake