Today I stole all of my neighbours underwear, and all of his cabbages. Then I dressed the cabbages in his underwear and put them in a washing machine. Then I took a polaroid of this, and attached it with a ransom note, to put through his letterbox.
Unfortunately for me, the cabbage goblins were patrolling that day. I am pretty beat up, and they made me eat the cabbages. Still, it could be worse, I have been informed the underwear goblins are here on Friday.