shock

I was taking my dog for a walk this morning when suddenly a light aircraft crashed right on top of my dog. When the pilot got out I was shocked to discover it was my father, missing presumed dead after dissapearing 15 years ago after he went out to bet 20 Regal. I told him how much I had missed him, and we talked for a while about what we had been up to. But I had to beat and kill him, I really loved that dog.

Excuses excuses

Hmmm, not posted in a while. Mostly this is cos I have been fending off a herd of zombie armadillos in Mexico. The Mexican League of Zombie Hunters hired me after finding out about my work clearing up the mess in a Moscow department store caused by a plague of zombie rats.
They paid me well, but in tequila, which is the other reason I haven't posted in a while.