where was I...

wow. been a long time since i posted anything. think longer than the last time it was a long time since i posted anything.
still, that's teh ebola virus for you.
that not withstanding i have been taking on various jobs infiltrating low key pensioner subversist groups, (more commen that you might think) symptoms of ebola virus really being an advantage helping me fit in with the old folks.
amongst other things they were planning on replacing the chocolate covering of a well known brand of biscuits with wasps. that nearly went wrong for me when it turned out my main contact for the Venezuelan secret service was allergic to wasps.
I don't mind wasps and not a big fan of kit kats or Venezuela so i skipped town to meet up with my German contacts to wipe out an apocalyptic group of grannies (Apokalyptische Gruppe Omas) who were going to utilise a rather ingenius algorithm to convert basic binary code into sumerian thus rendering most online technology redundant.
i managed to lure them away with a trail of cute kittehs (lolz)
into a lake of molten lard.
we feasted like lords.
ttfn