all of them witches

this past week i have been in Peru, where i was hired by an independent group to investigate strange goings on in a forest. all they could tell me at the start was that several people had gone missing (not fishing, as i first thought they said) and that there was no sign of them in the forest.
i set off into the forest towards where the last of the missing persons was reported as heading. it did not take me long to think that there was something sinister going on. first of all several areas of ground had been scorched and there was a smell of sulpher mixed with a hint of Marmite. oh, and there was evidence to suggest a large craft had taken off from there recently. radiation levels were very high and walking further into the forest there was areas stained with blood.
it was quite creepy all in all, so i headed back to the group who had hired me and told them that there was a new shopping centre in the forest and everybody was hanging around there.

a hobby

today i have been experimenting with cross breeding animals.
i had a lion, an ant, a sealion, an antelope, a baboon, a dodo, and some kind of dog, probably a mongrel to experiment with.
first attempts to get them to breed were not succesful, i tried various alcoholic drinks, barry white music and some educational videos but they were more interested in fighting or sleeping or riding their bikes. then i did some research on cross breeding and attempted it a different way. this resulted in several injuries to myself and the animals but eventually i got what i wanted.
i am now waiting to see what i get as a result of my hard work.