new job

I have decided to give up my job looking for lost contact lenses, and have got myself a new job collecting all the smells in the world into little glass jars. I even have an assistant on this job whose job it is to label the jars, my handwriting isn't the neatest, so that's a bonus.
There is quite a lot of traveling involved, and you know, some of the smells are better than others. My favourite so far has been the smell a spider makes when it finds a jar of honey. My least favourite has been the smell inside a 1974 Vauxhall Viva.

just as a warning, 15th century philosophers don't make the greatest warriers when trying to conquer small villages. Thankfully I had my trained monkey to get me out of that godforsaken village jail.